Monday, July 7, 2008

Things That Must Go.

This time I'm stealing from my favorite radio station in Salt Lake City. Also you don't get a picture, because I don't normally take pictures of my least favorite things.

1.) Boiled peanuts. Disgusting, vile little things. Peanuts were born crunchy and should stay that way.

2.) Movies with any of the following themes: inspirational sports movies, children's fantasy not involving wizards and/or wardrobes and anything involving Steven Seagal.

3.) Job scams. I will scream if I write one more resume/cover letter (that is specifically written for each job I apply for) that comes back with the reply, "make $10,000/month working from home!"

4.) Online Gamers. Specifically the ones who have nothing better to do than play online blackjack all day and yell at other players for not reading the computer's mind. Get a job, man. It's a game. A free one at that. You never run out of chips, so it DOESN'T MATTER.

5.) People who inappropriately show compassion. For example, using the word "bummer" when someone's grandmother dies, etc. My favorite example of this is someone who compared her friend's 1 year old son losing his hearing to Mitt Romney dropping out of the presidential race. You know, in terms of tragedies. Yeah, not even close to being the same.

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